John Marston: 4/5 Hes a 4/5 because he already has a wife and kids and that gives me the ick, not the wife part but the kid. I could share :3. He is just a silly little wolf man and I love him! Also his voice makes me melt and I think hes silly and stupid and I love silly stupid men :3 I just want to give him a little kiss. He would be a epic trail buddy too, I think he would provide ample comedic releif with his quick witty remarks and general clutzy nature. Would marry him 100% if he wasnt wifed up.
Literally Any Role Lee Van Cleef Has Played: 5/5
there are many things i could say but i will refrain. I am feral for this man. That is all i can say......
CLINT EASTWOOD MY BELOVED (Manco or Harry idc): 10/5Peak icon of masculinity I am losing my mind I need him I need him I need him I need him I need him. That is all I can say they've come to take me away now goodbye.......
Lt. Cmdr. Data: 5/5 EVERY TIME THEY DRESS HIM UP I GO ACTUALLY INSANE OGHHHH. He is my fave neurodivergant little guy He is so sweet and so loveley and so kind and wonderful and oh my gosh he is so perfect I need to marry him and sit on the couch w him and smoke tons of pot with him and pet spot bc i love spot my fave trans cat. Also Data is the worlds best LGBTQ character Dont even at me bro its true.
Lore: 3/5 hes only a 3/5 bc i feel like he would call me a slur but I really wanna shake him like a soda can idk hes just so silly... Hes so comically evil and for what like.. wow so tru Lore ppl suck whats new bro LOL just deal w it like the rest of us oh my god. I still want to hug him tho he needs love..
MISHAAAAAA: 1/5 I hate this fucking show. (i need him carnaly.)
Spock: 5/5 he is a sex icon. he is cunty. he is queen. he is slay. he is brat. need i say more?